My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess:D
Whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
What terns green purple and white? A chameleon
What is green and looks like a school bus
A school bus
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender
Why did the camle cross the road
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians
And they created The Green Party
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What’s green then red all over?
A frog in a blender!:)
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
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